A. Age: 41 (temper is age 4, body thinks it’s 65, brain thinks it’s 12)
B. Bed size: In NJ – a spring-laden twin bed from the 1970s – it’s amazing I’m alive. In PA – memory foam full bed to share with honey. We call it the “brick”.
C. Chore you hate: Everything I don’t want to do is a chore.
D. Dogs: Not into cleaning up things – see C.
E. Essential start to your day: Oatmeal, meds, 6 hours or so of coffee, black.
F. Favorite color: Gray, Army Green, Purple, Silver, Black, Peacock Blue, Fuschia…don’t have just one, maybe Purple is most dominant loooove.
G. Gold or silver: Silver, like gunmetal more, though.
H. Height: 5’2 1/4”
I. Instruments you play: Piano when I was young. Taught myself guitar in ’94. Recorded a cute badass demo on computer. Started spokes with honey, made a demo with the computer technology of the early 21st century. Have tens of fans, worldwide.
J. Job title: Delicate Snowflake.
K. Kids: see C. see O.
L. Live: Weekdays, mostly in a 10’ x 13’ yarn cave in NJ. Hang out with my honey in his studio in PA on most weekends.
M. Mom’s name: Mary Jo
N. Nicknames: Deb, Louise, Loolie, Honey, Aunt Deb. NEVER call me “Debbie” (I’ll stab you)
O. Overnight hospital stays: I think I’m up to 7? Fan Faves: Stage IV Endometriosis took 1 ovary and 1 fallopian tube at age 19. Total Hysterectomy at age 34.
P. Pet peeve: Way too many, People. (see J.)
R. Right or left handed: Right, but I play drums lefty.
S. Siblings: One brother: David, 40.
T. Time you wake up: Depends which state I’m in.
U. Underwear: Men’s boxer shorts, inside out. Cotton cheap briefs, inside out. I’m allergic to elastic and seams (see J.)
V. Vegetables you dislike: Lima beans, onions, those little baby earlets of corn - why are they so cute and so AWFUL?
W. What makes you run late: Not wanting to go there, and waiting for whoever’s driving me to get their shit together.
X. X-Rays you’ve had: Really, too many to count.
Y. Yummy food you make: Zucchini Bread.
Z. Zoo – favorite animal: J'adore Zoobabies.... and frogs.... and bunnies.
enough computer time - my bed beat the shit out of me for 3 hours last night. (see A. B. J. T.)