Me: the ABC u next Tuesday edition:

Snagged from Yo, J! , who snagged from Allyson, who saw this on Carrots ‘N’ Cake, and I’m on board:

A. Age: 41 (temper is age 4, body thinks it’s 65, brain thinks it’s 12)

B. Bed size: In NJ – a spring-laden twin bed from the 1970s – it’s amazing I’m alive.  In PA – memory foam full bed to share with honey. We call it the “brick”.

C. Chore you hate:  Everything I don’t want to do is a chore.

D. Dogs:  Not into cleaning up things – see C. 

E. Essential start to your day:  Oatmeal, meds, 6 hours or so of coffee, black.

F. Favorite color: Gray, Army Green, Purple, Silver, Black, Peacock Blue,      Fuschia…don’t have just one, maybe Purple is most dominant loooove.

G. Gold or silver: Silver, like gunmetal more, though.

H. Height: 5’2 1/4”

I. Instruments you play:  Piano when I was young. Taught myself guitar in ’94. Recorded a cute badass demo on computer. Started spokes with honey, made a demo with the computer technology of the early 21^st century. Have tens of fans, worldwide.

J. Job title: Delicate Snowflake.

K. Kids:  see C. see O.

L. Live:  Weekdays, mostly in a 10’ x 13’ yarn cave in NJ. Hang out with my honey in his studio in PA on most weekends.

M. Mom’s name: Mary Jo

N. Nicknames: Deb, Louise, Loolie, Honey, Aunt Deb. NEVER call me “Debbie” (I’ll stab you)

O. Overnight hospital stays: I think I’m up to 7? Fan Faves: Stage IV Endometriosis took 1 ovary and 1 fallopian tube at age 19. Total Hysterectomy at age 34. 

P. Pet peeve: Way too many, People. (see J.)

Q. Quote from a movie: “"scuse me while i whip this out" Blazing Saddles

R. Right or left handed: Right, but I play drums lefty.

S. Siblings: One brother: David, 40.

T. Time you wake up: Depends which state I’m in.

U. Underwear: Men’s boxer shorts, inside out. Cotton cheap briefs, inside out. I’m allergic to elastic and seams (see J.)

V. Vegetables you dislike: Lima beans, onions, those little baby earlets of corn - why are they so cute and so AWFUL?

W. What makes you run late: Not wanting to go there, and waiting for whoever’s driving me to get their shit together.

X. X-Rays you’ve had:  Really, too many to count.

Y. Yummy food you make:  Zucchini Bread.

Z. Zoo – favorite animal: J'adore Zoobabies.... and frogs.... and bunnies.

enough computer time - my bed beat the shit out of me for 3 hours last night. (see A. B. J. T.)

DDOK